Monday, May 18, 2009

Muze मेरा रब उनमे दिकता है

They say God helps us in many forms in various avtaars. I saw my God, 'Raab' yesterday. (This doesn't coincide with Rab ne bana di Jodi dialogue of the heroine.... when she says muze mera RAAB surinder sahani mein dikhta hai :) what a ridiculous movie... Haar ladki ka baas ek sapna.... jaan se jayda chahane wala sathi.... RAAB dikna.... Grow up Shahrukh!)

Anyways muze mera RAAB kaal dost ke roop mein dikha. Hua aisa ki ... rojcha sarkha me borivili varun 6:40 chi Virar-Borivili train pakdaila Goregaon varun Borivili la gelo.... platform no. 1 cha magcha first class pashi ubha hoto.... train yaila thoda avdhi hota.... me aapli position aadhich ghetli hoti.... train aali aani me first class, first door madhye udi marnar itkyaat.... eka दाम्बिस mansane mazya davya boota var magun paai thevla....... aani maza dava boot nighun gela..... train madhye mala window seat tar melali (nehmi sarkhi) pan baghto tar kai ek payat (उजव्या) boot aani dusryat payat socks..... chaila ! waat lagli..... ****(टिंग)

Me davya ujvya bajune sagli kadun kasun tapas kela pan maza dava boot kahi mele na.... mag kai tevdyat gadi sutli aani me window seat madhye ek boota var (aani eka socksa var) basloi.... saglya lokanche doole mazyach var.... (tasse nehmich astat. Handsome asnyacha ha ek phaida asto) pan tya veli mazi jara फजितिच zali ho..... tumhi hastai kai....

Aata ek boota var kasa kai me ghari janar..... dusra pan me gadit dila takun.... aata phakta sock var rahilo.... aat konala bolavu virar station var mazye dusre boot gheun ?

Aapne khusiyaa jisse sabse pehli batni ho aur aapne dukh mein jiski sabse pehli yaad aahye wohi aapna sabse accha aur saccha dost...... (mask friends now guess who it might be ?).
muze mere dost ki yaad aaye..... (keep guessing!).

Turant usse phone melane ki 'yukti' muze aai. (keep guessing yaar!). pan pudchach shani janavle ki to nahi yeu shakat aapyla madatila..... to ithye asta tar nakkich aala asta... pan kai karnar niyatine tyala mazya pasun dur kele aahye.... aamcha madhye agdi desha-pardeshachi antare zali hoti.....

pudchyach shani number phiravla..... (tya boota var pai denarya दाम्बिस mansachya ek कानाखाली phirva pahu aadhi).... to melala mazya 'RAAB' la...... (guessed it ?).... aare aapla bablya... बाबा सावे ........ Dhawal la..... tyala me mazi goud kahani sagitli..... as expected, to खल-खालून hasla..... me pan jorat haslo (lokanchya najara mothya jhalya। Tyanchya chehrya var aasa bhaav aal ki 'Kai ******(टिंग) aahye. Boot haravla tari hastoiiiii).... aaso.... बाबल्या aaplya nehmichya stylit hasat rahila... me pan hasat rahilo.... pan me kelelya vinanti la tyane aagdi patkan hokaar dila aani aaplye sagle kaam sodun toh chakka swatache chappal (tutlele) mazya sathi gheun Virar station var tadka-phadki hazar zala. Tevha mala Rab ne bana di jodi cha toh dialogue aathvla.... "Muze unme RAAAB dikhta hai".....

Tar aashya RAAAB la..... aagdi haatachya kopra pasun, te payacha dhopra paryant pramaan !

Aata tumhi mhanal ki Rab ne bana Jodi baghaila hava. Asse ajibaat karu naka.... Tya ghanerdya picture peksha mazi hi story kiti tari patine chagli aahye? Kai pushkaraj... barobar na?

Yours,
Kunal Raut

arre ho.... jata jata aankin ek..... ha email forward karun mazi hi story ajibaat famous karu naka (reply to all appreciated)..... lafda hoil..... aasa roj roj रब nahi yenar ho.... aani parvadaicha hi nahi.

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